This is gonna be a bit of a odd post, but it comes out of a conversation on the subject a few weeks ago with a mate in the pub. Mixed with my lack of luck with the ladies recently i started to think about my view on the fairer sex and now that's done and I've had a good old think and here I present you with.... My 3 Weird Crushes!
1. Victoria Coren.
Pros:- Smart, Domineering & Open Minded
Cons:- Engaged to David Mitchell (not really a con)
2. Sarah Millcan
Pros:- Blonde, Busty & Hilariously Funny.
Cons:- Geordie Accent, Geordie accent & you guessed it... Geodie Accent
3. Melissa Rauch
Pros:- Tiny, Busty
Cons:- A Voice on Helium & A chin that could sink ships.
Clearly I'm a stereotypical male who thinks with his penis and have a thing for busty blondes .... and I've always thought that I preferred brunettes and redheads. Anyways that was an a weird and possibly unnecessary insight into the inter workings on my mind.
So Until Next Time!
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